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Boy: Xcuse Me Girl: Jee Kahiye Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….   Girl:

bahut khubsurat unka har andaaz hai, haqiqat hai ya khwaab hai, khushnaseebon ke paas rehte hain wo, mere paas to

Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga, Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja.. Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi, EXAM

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata

SINDHI 2 GUJRATI: Aap kya lenge thanda ya garam? GUJRATI: Dono hi mangwado Sindi:sunti ho? 2 glass pani le aana,

Dhire dhire apna bana gaya he koi Pyar k suhane sapne dikha gaya he koi Ya khuda yeh pyar hi

^Dot0^~uplif8-[:-\:^winda)tryi:-#:-]:-wro8-|www###^opul0^:other-*:-\>-@:-!einsti:-D:( . . . . Ghoor kya rahe ho . . SMS ka accident ho gaya hai..   Soul1: How

Modern… Obedient.. Neat… Kind… Excellent.. Young. Thats ME. Dont feel sad… Ur name is also there… read d 1st letter

Hitler says, “There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary” Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? “Jub kharidi

ADULT JOKES FOR 18 ;)

Girlfriend: Baby… Ye Dress kitna Achha Lag Raha Hai… Awww… Dila Do Na Please. Boyfriend: No, Baby… You Remember Na…